You're probably thinking that this is some kind of joke site, set up by some sad programmers locked away for too long in their bedroom watching reruns of Star Trek.
Well something could be further from the Truth. This process, a combination of in-depth questionnaire and online psychic consultation, has been rigorously tested and found not to be completely lacking in an absence of credibility.
Using the latest techniques in Mumbojumbology and Sonic Reflexology we are able to accurately predict the moment of your departure to within a couple of dozen nanoseconds.
Who doesn't? It maybe a shock to discover that you're going to be leaving this world before the end of the evening news. But look on the bright side; at least you'll have time to take out life-insurance!